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The Bortron Solar System Song is a song in Back to Bortron 7. It is sung by the Propulsion family as the mothership approaches Bortron 7.

Lyrics

Celery:
Nine planets orbit Bortron
And they’re all tons of fun
Some are tiny, some are roomy
But gloomy? Ha! Not a one
Cause they orbit such a groovy red dwarf sun!

Celery, Carrot, and Jet:
Bortron 1 is smooth as an egg
Bortron 2 is lumpy as a muscle builder’s leg
There’s Bortron 3, the place where down is up
There’s not a drop to drink there, cause it won’t stay in the cup
Bortron 4 is swampy, it’s full of muck and goo
Bortron 5 is not alive, there’s nothing there to do
Bortron 6 is in a fix, it’s hard to grin and bear it
It’s moon has got the hiccups
And there’s no way to repair it

Celery:
Nine planets orbit Bortron
They’re all tons of fun

Celery, Carrot, and Jet: But, oh, that Bortron 7!
What a slice of heaven!
In the Bortron system, that’s the only one!

Trivia

vedSongs
Season 1
Ready, Jet, Go! Theme Song, Takeoff!, Solar System Song, Three-Part Bortronian Meal, The Scientific Method, Try Again, How Come the Moon Has Craters? (Song), Commander Cressida Theme Song, Let's Fly Our Little Saucer to the Moon, Night of a Bazillion Stars (song), My Name is Mindy, Beep's a Rovin' Superstar!, The Milky Way, What Goes Up (Must Come Down), Real Bortronian Deal, Programming Ditty, So Many Moons (song), Which Moon is Best? (song), Intergalactic Travel Writers, Venus! (Earth's Broiling Hot Twin), Tiny Blue Dot (song), My Name is Jet, Bortronian is What I Am!, Dear Little Frozen Pluto, A Star is Born (song), Lone Star!, I'm Not Afraid of New Ideas, A Scientific Town, Neptune Kind of Day, Earthday Birthday (song), You're Never Too Big For a Lullaby, Dear Santa, From Little Billy, Mindy's Toy-Building Ditty, Solar System Saucer-Sleigh, The Spirit of Christmas
Season 2
Episodic songs:
Space Racin', Ice Skating in July, I'm Finally Five!, The Outer Planets Song, Grow, Plant, Grow!, Potatoes On Mars (Song), Get Growin', Potato Changes, Heliocentric Ditty, Total Eclipse of the Sun, The Engineering Song

Special Songs:
Is Your Planet Like My Planet?, There's No Planet Like My Planet, Bortron Solar System Song, That's How We Roll On Bortron 7, Just Add Water, Super Saucer

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