Just Add Water is the seventh song in Back to Bortron 7. It is sung by the Propulsion family, and Sean and Sydney to convince Carrot and Celery's boss to let them stay on Earth.
Lyrics[]
Jet:
We’ve seen some planet systems
From Rigel to Arcturus
We’ve stopped and shopped at lots of spots
Just like your average tourist
Carrot and Celery:
We toured the mighty Jupiter and all his sons and daughters
But then we found this planet mostly covered with liquid water
Commentators:
(gasp) Liquid water?
Sydney:
Plus, it’s not too hot
And no, it’s not too freezing
Sean:
Add to which it’s atmosphere is suitable for breathing
All:
It’s really not too big
And really not too small
And planet Earth is what it’s called
Jet, Sean, and Sydney:
Water just falls from the sky
Our word for it is rain
Filling up our flatlands
And rolling down our plains
Celery:
There’s lakes and rivers everywhere and-
Wait, what do they call those things in cities that shoot water in the air?
Jet, Sean, and Sydney:
Fountains.
Celery and Carrot:
Ha! Fountains!
Celery:
Yeah, forget that it’s got icecaps
Forget about the mountains
Carrot and Celery:
There’s so much water in this place
It’s shooting out of fountains
Jet:
So have you been to Planet Earth?
If not, well then you oughter
What makes this planet Earth so great, I’ll tell you
Just add water
All:
What makes this planet Earth so great, we’ll tell you
Just add water!
Trivia[]
- This is the only song in "Back to Bortron 7" that isn't related to another song in some way.
- This song was foreshadowed earlier in the special when Carrot and Celery were practicing for the presentation, and when Jet asks Sean and Sydney about "those things in cities that shoot water in the air".